Saturday, December 27, 2008

Christmas Insanity!


We had a wonderful Christmas, as, I hope, did all of my friends in Blogland.  I LOVE this season's constant stream of parties, food, and general "togetherness".  There's never a lack of something to do.  We had festivities from the beginning of December until Boxing Day (aka the Feast of Stephen).  Steve loves having a plan for the Feast of Stephen as a way of extending Christmas.  

I knit myself into a frenzy but forgot to take ONE picture.  Yes, I am the newly crowned Queen of the Idiots.  I shall get pictures shortly and update soon.  Since the camera is always in the diaper bag (must be prepared), I have just a few Christmas festivities to write about...

The first is my extended family's annual Christmas party (mom's side).  I have a bit of a love/hate with this party as most of my family members on this side are fabbity fab but some are incredibly odds bodkins (as extended families tend to get).  I will NEVER say which are which but there we are ;).  Example (which is going to give things away): an entire branch of this family tree went on strike this year and didn't show up.  What?! 

The below pic is of the littles singing Jingle Bells.  Very higgeldy piggeldy but very  cute nonetheless.  They were each given a jingle bell for the song and later turned said jingle bells into weapons, as you do.  


We have a pinata at this party every year.  Pinatas cause a crazed frenzy.  Anytime you give a child a stick and tell him to beat something until candy falls out, you will create armageddon.  Oddly, this activity is usually kept pretty well under control and we have not had a child broken or stitched to this date. Where is some wood?

Here is the Lizzard with a savage gleam in her eye.  I feel certain she was seeking out a child to hit.



And now Will, bound and determined to smash the poor snowman to bits until he offered up his candy stuffing.  




Our next party is our annual Linton Family Christmas Bash held at Steve's parent's house.  This has become such a fun tradition.  We have appetizers, a cookie exchange, and an insane talent show in the basement (think Dan in Real Life).  It's all very wonderful.  Will insisted on singing two songs and I felt the tiniest bit like Mr. Bennett telling Mary to "give the other girls a chance to exhibit".  Oh well, he was humored and remains one of the cutest children in existence ;).  This picture is of him singing Jingle Bells very off key.




Lizzy loves nothing more than to dance.  Her favorite song in the world is the Hot Dog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (she asks me to sing it to her before bed).  For her talent, we set up a CD player and let her fly.  She was a dancing fool and there was never a happier girl.  She mainly stomps her feet and flaps her arms like a chicken but it cracks us up and was absolutely perfect.




So here we are at Christmas morning.  For many months Will has asked for nothing but a Buzz Lightyear and and Emperor Zurg.  These he got.  Simple pleasures.  Lizzy also got a Buzz and a Woody since she loves him with all her heart.  Now, being the smart mom that I am and knowing that children two years apart are interested in the same toys, I got Will a Woody too.  We got the two Woodys at separate times and from different places.  Will's talks, Lizzy's does not.  Yes, Lizzy noticed.  She's not particularly fond of her Woody and usually plays with Will's.  Ahh, well.  You can't win 'em all.  

 



As I said, we had an absolutely fabulous Christmas this year. Kids make Christmas so much more fun for us. They have brought the magic back. I love having little people in the house who fully believe that a man is coming down the chimney to bring them toys and that if they're good enough, they'll get what they asked for. I only hope they never ask for something I can't (or won't) get them. Like another kid, or another dog ;).

Coming soon, Christmas knits (yes, this is still a knitting blog, I swear!), and my gift to Steve (it was really cool).

Friday, December 19, 2008

I've Become a Noblog

I have no idea what's wrong with me lately.  I CANNOT summon the desire to blog.  We've done Christmassy things.  We've had parties.  We've decorated.  I've knitted.  I don't really care to write about it.  I'm taking laziness to a new level. I've been knitting quite a bit but as said knitted items are gifts, I can't very well bandy them about on my blog for the recipients to see, can I. 

 So, with a terrible lack of blogging creativity, I took a picture of my Christmas tree.  The one I claimed was so pretty.  Well, pictures of lit Christmas trees are crap.  As you see...



It really is great.  I swear.  It's 12 feet tall and has about 12 million lights and wonderful purple, gold, red and green ornaments all over it.  But this is the best I could give you, so there it is.

On my birthday we had some family pictures taken.  Always an adventure.  Steve's cousin is a photographer and does a bang up job with these photos.  She's the one who took the pics of the kids on my sidebar.  She is not a parent at the present time and is still under the impression that all children are hilarious.  She never gets impatient with them and they respond very well to her.  Therefore, she has excellent results.












The above is one of my faves and looks like a J Crew catalog page to me (you look hot, babe).

This one (forgive me, Steve) was just too hilarious not to display.  This is Lizzy in full rotten mode.  Steve was caught unawares and thus looks a wee bit mental ;). 

In my previous post I told you about my hideous pain issues.  Well, my poor little 3 year old is concerned.  Far too concerned for a little boy.  I suited him up yesterday to play in the snow with his friend.  He couldn't be bothered to wait inside so I sent him out to wait on the front steps.  When I opened the door to check on him and this is what I found him doing...


Poor little man!  What 3 year old feels the need to shovel the walks?  He has no clue how to shovel!  Look at his little hat.  He was just chucking snow everywhere.  It was v v cute.  

Okay.  That's it.  That's what I came up with because I was boring MYSELF with my blog.  I hope it's mildly interesting to some.  





Monday, December 8, 2008

32 Reasons I Like Being Me.

I just had my 32nd Birthday on the 6th and was not going to do a Birthday post but decided that I've been on a bit of a whinge so I needed to list the reasons it's great to be me.  



First off, I'd like to announce the winner of the "drawing" which didn't end up being a drawing because only one person said what they were thankful for... Julie.  Ta da!  She wins!  However, since she is a Noknit I will have to invent a prize for her as yarn would be a stupid gift for a non knitter.  Watch out Julie, a really cool prize is coming your way!  

Now.  I have become the most hideous whiner of late because of a long standing back injury that has decided (after two pregnancies) to rear its ugly head.  Its REALLY ugly head.  However, this gives me NO reason to be a chronic complainer and become the bane of my family's life ;).  SO, I've decided to list 32 fantastic things to remind myself that the good outweighs the bad in my life!  Honestly, just look at the above picture.  How could I not laugh hysterically every time I see that?  I have two hilariously rotten children for whom I don't even have to buy Christmas prezzies due to their level of naughtiness and hatred for Santa.  Kidding!  Will actually did like Santa, I just think he didn't know how to react to Lizzy's Christmas induced fit.  

Here goes...
32 Reasons it's great to be Heidi

1) I've got the best husband in the world
2) I've got the funniest/cutest little boy in the world
3) I've got the silliest/cutest little girl in the world
4) We have amazing families (Steve and I)
5) We live around great people
6) I can knit!  
7) I have a home (and I really like it!)
8) We have two really cute and really bad dogs
9) We have great friends
10) I get to read all the books I want
11) I live in a pretty great country
12) I live in a place that has 4 seasons
13) I get to watch 30 Rock (and it's stinkin' funny)
14) I'm surrounded by amazing people who will pick up the slack when I can't do it anymore
15) My husband is the self proclaimed "Captain Surpriso" which means he likes to surprise people (mainly me) with gifts
16) I have a newly organized pantry!
17) Even though I gained 50 lbs with each pregnancy, I know how to lose weight!  Phew!
18) I can swim.  Like a madwoman.
19) I can do Weight Watchers.  Like a madwoman.
20) I get to watch A LOT of British movies and TV
21) My husband has a job
22) I get to go back to school someday to get my MA.  Whenever I feel like it :)  And study whatever I want!
23) I'm 5'10"
24) Will only wants Emperor Zurg and Buzz Lightyear for Christmas.
25) Lizzy only plays with toys Will plays with!
26) I have husband who likes to cook
27) I have a husband who likes to travel. A lot. Just like me!
28) I have a really pretty Christmas tree. Really pretty ;)
29) I am the proud owner of a yarn winder and swift (as of two days ago)
30) My kids say REALLY funny things
31) My kids smell REALLY good
32) I still like birthdays and don't worry about getting older! Woot Woot!

So there it is. The 32 reasons I need to shut my gob and go to physical therapy!